"The Liverpool FC manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' 'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!"
Man Utd have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal. On the first day of training, Fergie picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!" The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Ferguson but I actually speak very good English" to which Fergie replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Rooney."
ne kadar guzel bi haftaydi bu hafta oyle.
YanıtlaSilmuhteşem pazar gününü komple kaçırdım.
YanıtlaSilbu haftaiçi dünyanın prestiji en düşük kupası olan capital one cup maçları varmış.
YanıtlaSilsanogo 1 ay
YanıtlaSilmonreal onumuzdeki 4 mac
debusi cuma ameliyat olcak ondan sonra 3 ay
walkotunda yolu daha uzun.
kesinlikle sakatliklar bitmiyor.
chambers 50 maça yakın oynıcak bu sezon.
Siljenkinson'un callback option'ı var mıydı west ham sözleşmesinde?
var ama ocakta.
Silbugunku maci sif zelalemi gormek icin izlicem.
YanıtlaSilumarim ilk 11
Silzelalem dün u21'de 11'deydi. sanmıyorum bugün oynıcağını.
Silyattara
SilArsene Wenger has confirmed Abou Diaby will start, his first in the last 556 days.
Silmaci izlemek icin neden.
hehe
YanıtlaSil"The Liverpool FC manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'
'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'
The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.'
'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!"
Man Utd have just signed an up and coming striker from Senegal.
YanıtlaSilOn the first day of training, Fergie picks up the ball and says "BALL" then points to the goal and says "GOAL". He then mimes a kicking motion and says "KICK. Understand? Kick, ball, goal. GOAL!"
The young striker offended at the assumption that he doesn't speak English plucks up the courage to say "Excuse me, Mr Ferguson but I actually speak very good English" to which Fergie replies, "Sit down son, I was talking to Rooney."
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Silatır link var mı?
YanıtlaSilsimdilik yok, en kotu ihtimal wiziwig,firstrow fln.
Silbein sports 1 veriyor maci, ingilterede yayin yok. ciddi.
Silfa'ya mail atıyorum capitol one cup'ı yok etmeleri için.
Silelendik, muthis.
YanıtlaSilhttp://gfycat.com/NaturalFearfulBream
YanıtlaSilaleskis in boyle seyleri onemli maclarda yapmasi lazim.
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/jim-white/we-complain-about-money--but-it-s-made-the-premier-league-better-than-ever-102803856.html
YanıtlaSillpool maçı kafayı yemiş dün.
YanıtlaSilhttps://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-hairdryer/star-should-be-fined-for-disrespectful-celebration-075625926.html
YanıtlaSilhttps://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/premier-league-chelsea-fan-dies-heart-attack-watching-080344602--sow.html
YanıtlaSilhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/11119531/Liverpool-to-face-Uefa-financial-fair-play-investigation.html
YanıtlaSilates olmayan yerden duman cikmaz.